"Hello, my name is Boring. I live a boring life in a boring corner with nothing interesting to say about myself."
"One day, however, I took a risk and painted myself Red."
"Now if Stacey would only do the same for herself..."
As my ever-wise oboe professor Elizabeth Camus used to say "Put on that red dress and strut your stuff!" Alright, job search, how do I look... stunning?